Best Craft Beer That Won’t Make You Fat – Thrillist

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Strong Lagers

With national Lager Day approaching it would be rude not to enjoy some of the strongest lagers out there ….. 

10. STRUISE BLACK DAMNATION VI – MESSY

Brewery: De Struise Brouwers
Origin: Belgium
ABV: 39%

Most of the beers on this list were created with one goal in mind – to make the world’s strongest beer. There are a handful however, that actually taste great. This is one of them. This Imperial Stout is nearly pitch black, and carries some nice notes of roasted malts, coffee, dark chocolate, and even peat for you whiskey lovers out there. This beer still tastes like a beer, carbonated with a nice rocky head, and although you can definitely taste the alcohol, it’s not overwhelming.

Baladin Esprit de Noel

9. BALADIN ESPRIT DE NOEL

Brewery: Baladin
Origin: Italy
ABV: 40%

Baladin’s ultra strong “Christmas Spirit” was distilled back in 2011 after being aged in oak barrels for three years. Considered a “gem for connoisseurs,” this straw yellow colored beer is smooth, with light wooden and chocolate notes.

BrewDog Sink The Bismarck

8. BREWDOG SINK THE BISMARCK

Brewery: BrewDog
Origin: Scotland
ABV: 41%

Many people credit the Scotland based team at BrewDog for popularizing the whole quest for the world’s strongest beer. Years ago the brand created a 18.2% ABV Tokyo brew, and after mass criticism from beer fans, decided to respond in a spiteful manner, continuously upping their own ante. After making the Tactical Nuclear Penguin (32% ABV), BrewDog is sitting pretty on the list at #8 with this Sink The Bismarck, and this quadruple IPA isn’t even their top contender.

Schorschbrau Schorschbock 43

7. SCHORSCHBRAU SCHORSCHBOCK 43

Brewery: Schorschbräu
Origin: Germany
ABV: 43%

Get used to seeing the name, because these Germans will be making the list more than once. This Eisbock (ice strong beer) was only brewed once, and due to its poor flavor (overwhelmingly spicy), was never considered anything more than a gimmick – just like the majority of the “world’s strongest beers.”

Koelschip Obilix

6. KOELSCHIP OBILIX

Brewery: Koelschip
Origin: The Netherlands
ABV: 45%

Another name that you’ll be seeing more than once, Koelschip doesn’t mess around when it comes to strong beers. Like many of the other beers on the list, this thing was a limited brew, and is extremely difficult to get your hands on. Don’t worry though, because as we understand, it tastes more like cough syrup than beer.

The End Of History Beer

5. THE END OF HISTORY

Brewery: BrewDog
Origin: Scotland
ABV: 55%

The folks at BrewDog make another appearance on the list, and while they are once again falling short of the top spot, they did earn themselves some other notable mentions. This ultra limited blond Belgian ale wins the award for the coolest packaging on the list, seeing that the bottle is wrapped in a dead squirrel. At $780 a bottle, the beer containing hints of juniper berries, mead, and nettles is also considered the most expensive beer as well.

Schorschbrau Schorschbock 57

4. SCHORSCHBRAU SCHORSCHBOCK 57

Brewery: Schorschbräu
Origin: Germany
ABV: 57%

The Germans are on a quest to earn the number one spot. While their flagship Schorschbock 57 did fall short of that, the aptly titled brew is seriously strong. If you’re looking for a smooth, tasty beer, look elsewhere. This thing has been described as nothing more than a fiery shot of booze.

Koelschip Start the Future

3. KOELSCHIP START THE FUTURE

Brewery: Koelschip
Origin: The Netherlands
ABV: 60%

You’re probably starting to see a pattern here. The quest for the strongest beer in the world consists of a small handful of micro breweries, who continuously introduce stronger creations every few years. After seeing success with their Obilix, Koelschip went back to the drawing boards, and earned itself a temporary number one spot in the world strong beers category with this concoction. The beer was created in response to BrewDog’s 55% ABV The End Of History, and is said to taste more like rubbing alcohol than actual beer.

Brewmeister Armageddon

2. BREWMEISTER ARMAGEDDON

Brewery: Brewmeister
Origin: Scotland
ABV: 65%

In 2012 the Scottish brewery decided it was done sitting on the sidelines watching BrewDog, Schorschbrau, and Koelschip go toe-to-toe in the quest for the strongest beer. So what did they do? They blew everyone out of the water by releasing the 65% ABV Armageddon the world’s new strongest beer. Meant to be consumed like a fine whiskey, this concoction is crafted from crystal malt, wheat, flaked oats, and 100% Scottish spring water. For such high alcohol content, the beer’s taste test reviews haven’t been horrible.

Brewmeister Snake Venom Beer

1. BREWMEISTER SNAKE VENOM

Brewery: Brewmeister
Origin: Scotland
ABV: 67.5%

Proving that they were the only competition, the Scotland based brewery one-upped themselves in 2013, rolling out the new belt holder for the world’s strongest beer. The aptly title Snake venom is made with smoke peat malt along with Champagne and ale yeast. You can buy a 9-ounce bottle of this bad boy for roughly $80 online.